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HeiferCratic Oath

Here at FatCow, we're all about supporting and celebrating creativity. We believe that everyone has a passion that inspires them, and that this passion deserves to be recognized and nurtured. No matter what medium of expression you prefer, we vow to encourage you throughout your online journey, and ensure that you have all of the resources you need to make something that you're proud of.

To achieve this, we promise to provide you with around-the-clock online support, a satisfactory resolution to any issue that may arise, and - most importantly - a consistently positive, can-moo attitude.

We want you to know that above all, we value your commitment to making something on the web that makes a difference in the world. After all, we're "made for those who make," and we want to make it as easy and enjoyable as possible to express yourself online. If at any point along the way, you feel that we haven't satisfied our guarantee to you, please let us know right away. We'll investigate the issue and address it as soon as we possibly can. We can't wait to help you realize your vision, and look forward to seeing your originality shine here on the farm!

-Slim